i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
COCAINE IS GR8
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