Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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