piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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