I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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