I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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