I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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