I showed him my bush... on skype.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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