i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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