Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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