I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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