i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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