i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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