Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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