We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ladies don't puke and tell
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
