Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You ruined the universe
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