Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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