That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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