in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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