we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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