i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
