I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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