It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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