No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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