remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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