Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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