Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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