I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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