Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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