I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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