She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You're like the curious george of whores
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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