Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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