You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
