My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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