Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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