i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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