Betty ford says i'm here all night
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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