I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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