Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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