just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You pole danced in your parka.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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