scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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