My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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