when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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