She is in my trunk
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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