Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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