I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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