I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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