if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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