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dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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