he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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