But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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