I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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