On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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