I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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