that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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